#nanbaka inori

[slpysun]

whaaaat

does Samon eat a popsicle while others drink alcohol??

look at this monkey boy, so healthy lifestyle 🥺

[nanbafreak]

Inori:-Supervisor, no.58 got in a fight with an inmate

Samon:-Huh? Again?

-Samon looks at Upa with a frown.-

Upa:-...Yes

Samon:-Did you win?

Inori:-Supervisor...

Samon:-

Inori:-

Samon:-

Inori:-

Inori:-Of course he did, it was sick

[thenanbakacorner]

Hello and good day! :DDD Can I request of how will the Cell 8 + Inori react and what will they do when they find out that Samon had a baby girl (who also had the belt tail Samon had + is a very mischievous and playful kid) and decided to bring her to the prison one day since his s/o (to which they aren't even aware of that Samon was married in the first place) was sick??? Thank you very much! 🫶🫶🫶

Aweee, yesh!! This is preciousss les do it

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🍑 Liang 🍑

Liang is sparring with Samon when the little girl runs onto the battlefield, startling him to a stop

She runs into Samon's leg and grabs it with her tail belt wagging behind her, making the guard laugh and lean to ruffle her hair, murmuring that he's kinda busy right now

Speechless at the idea that this kid might be Samon's, and even more so after Samon confirms his questions on whether or not she is

Looks down at the child as Samon explains that his wife is sick, and no sitters in their area were available so he had no choice but to bring her to work today

He had no idea Samon was even married, let alone a father. This was definitely a shock to him

After asking Samon what her name is, he kneels down to be at the child's level and greets them gently, smiling as he holds a hand out and says it's nice to meet them

🧘Upa🧘

Upa is meditating on the training field when he's startled out of it by a hand grabbing his shorts and a squeaky voice asking him what he's doing, wagging her tail belt

Confused to the high heavens on why a child is in Nanba prison, but when Samon makes a quick walk over to gently tell her to leave him alone while calling her "Sweetheart", he's surprised at the realization that this child is Samon's

Questions Samon on how long he'd had a kid, saying he had no idea he was a parent

Samon explains that he's been married and had this child for some time now, and he had to bring her to work cause the wife is sick and no sitters were available

Upa just hums in understanding, looking at the child as she runs off towards other inmates, making Samon laugh and shake his head, excusing himself to chase after her

Silently hopes that this child doesn't get herself into any sort of trouble while she's here. This place isn't exactly safe for children.

💐Qi 💐

While working on some new medicines, Qi is startled by a little hand coming into view and grabbing one of the flowers on his desk, giggling and calling it pretty while feeling the leaves and petals while her tail belt wags

Kinda loses his ability to speak at the shock of a child being here, let alone how risky it would be for such a young person to be in range of his medicine making should a mixture go wrong

Samon is quick to run up to them and snatch the child up, murmuring to her that she shouldn't bother Number 71 while he's working

Laughs a bit in surprise, asking if this child is his, to which Samon agrees and explains how the wife is sick and no sitters were available, leaving him with the responsibility of watching her

Samon takes the flower from her hand and offers it back to Qi, but he lifts a hand and shakes his head with a "nah", saying she can keep it; he's got more on hand.

The child laughs as Samon gives it back, thanking the "old man" for letting her have it. He lets out a slightly nervous laugh at being called old, but nods and says "No problem" regardless

🐎 Inori 🐎

Inori is slacking off as he usually is, chilling in the break room with his hat down on his face as he leans back on the sofa

When he hears a little voice ask what he's doing, he jumps a bit and lifts his hat, looking down to see a child there with a tilted head and wagging tail belt

Questions what she's doing here in a prison, sitting upright and leaning down toward her with an amused smile as he says her mom is probably worried sick

Samon comes in, seeming to be worried but relaxes when he sees the child, running over to her and saying she has to stop running off

Inori blinks in surprise and asks "This is your kid?". Samon nods and confirms his question and explains that she's here due to the mom being sick and no sitters being available, before narrowing his eyes and asking why he's slacking off again

Inori sweatdrops and tries to make up an excuse. Samon just orders him back to work. The little girl laughs about how the big guy got himself in trouble, making Inori grumble

[lovelyanimetrash]

Me lying on the floor in the midst of a panic attack at work and my coworkers check up on me

Forgive the photo. This moment was too good to pass up.

[applesauce-drawz]

Y’all know nanbaka? Well, here’s my oc for it 🤭

[theweirdspacejellyfish]

Hakkai inori x gokuu samon fic recs

Fuck top shelves by Lunabell_SAD_angel - 1,185 words and oneshot

Take care by clefable4tw - 5,801 words and oneshot

Inori does something reckless again by AyalaAtreides - 5,535 words and 2 chapters/complete

[heatsu]

monkey man what will he do

[ciaossu-imagines]

And for the last fandom for this fandom prompt, I'm hitting a fandom of mine that kind of desperately could use a lot more love than it currently gets, Nanbaka! It's part of why I love creating for it so much, because I do feel it doesn't get the love or attention it should! For anyone wondering, my lovelies, I have about six more fandom prompts I plan on throwing up soon and then I'm hoping to get at least one, but possibly two, good quality responses to a request out before shit-posting some gif reactions/non-gif reaction headcanons for various fandoms that I have kicking around.

Send me a fandom and I will name a character:

Who I will protect at all costs: Nico is a precious treasure. He’s gone through so much that he shouldn’t have had to but he’s still so cheerful and sweet and pure and just…ugh, I want all the good things for him.

Who deserves better: Shiro! So many people seem scared of him but he’s just a gentle giant who loves cooking!

Who was killed off too early: Nobody. Absolutely nobody that my mind can come up with at all. Nanbaka really did start out as a comedy, after all.

Who I used to hate but now I love: I hated Honey at first. Just something about him really irked me with his first appearance but I did really grow to enjoy him. I don’t quite love him as much as some other characters but he definitely grew on me.

Who I used to love but now I hate: There’s nobody who fits that bill because, while there’s character’s I mildly dislike, there’s none I absolutely despise, to be honest with you all.

Who needs to be killed off asap: I think it’s just because of my own personal feelings, but Inori could disappear forever, and I genuinely would not care.

Who is unfairly hated: There is really nobody, either by the writer or by the fandom. I won’t question the writer’s decisions for their own story, and I firmly believe that everyone has the right to feel however the feel about fictional characters, love or hate!

Who is unfairly loved: See the answer above.

Who needs to sort out their priorities: Oh, so many but I’ll go with the notable one. While I understand a lot of where Enki was coming from and why he did what he did, I also feel there were vastly better ways to handle it all. The way he did what he did was shit and it left lasting repercussions for those around him.

Who needs a hug: Samon. I really feel Samon would benefit from a daily hug. He really does get the brunt of it and isn’t respected enough. Also, the group from his building that we see a lot of, that is Liang, Qi, and Upa, also qualify for this.

Who needs to get out of their current relationship: Either Elf or the man with the scar. Those two together are toxic and take everything horrible about the other and amplify it, at least the way I view and see it, with the headcanons I have.

Who the writers love: Honestly, it’s Jyugo. However, he is the main protagonist, so it is only natural and they definitely don’t fall into the trope of making him just this incredible person with no flaws. I actually really enjoy his character and don’t mind the amount of focus he gets, though my heart, as with most of my fandoms, belongs to the minor characters.

Who needs a better storyline: A lot of characters honestly. I’m not fully caught up in the manga, so there is a chance a lot of the characters got more fleshed out and got character development, but a lot of the minor characters could use more focus. Even ones we really should know more about, like Mitsuru, don’t really have full storylines or fleshed out characters yet. However, Nanbaka did start out mostly as a gag manga, so I can get the reasoning behind why they don’t.

Who has an amazing redemption arc: I don’t think it counts as a full out redemption arc, considering there wasn’t really a lot of backstory or build up to it, but I liked seeing Qi’s character growth from his introduction to where he is now.

Who is hot as fuck: No lies, there’s just something about Rock that really does it for me.

Who belongs in jail: So yeah, funny thing…most of them kind of are in jail? Or guarding a jail. So, this question for this fandom is kind of a moot point, haha!

Who needs to be revived from the dead: I really don’t have an answer for this in this particular show/manga, honestly. The only person I can think of that I would really like to see more of, that doesn’t get much screen-time and could kind of fit this category, is Jyugo’s father. I feel like there’s a really interesting story there that would be well worth reading or watching.

[stardoll00]

Rol Kimetsu no yaiba x Nanbaka

[hunn1e-bunn1e]

Hi! Can I ask of its okay to ask/request?

If so, Could you do with Samon, from Nanbaka, with Reader, as an inmate, and has an animal companion, a literal Monkey, Kinda like Aladdin and Abu?

These two, Reader and Monkey, has closed bonds since their were little, that they understand and learning what they know each other, like climbing or understanding each others language, etc.

This monkey known for being mischievious/prankster to others and being protective & aggressive at men, who're trying to court/flirt/pervy towards Reader.

(also you can add this, if you want; monkey can kill or make 'unfortunate' accidents that even S/O and others didn't/don't know how it happens)

Gokuu Samon - Inmate Male Reader With A Mischievous Monkey Companion

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Hey anon, I saw the ask you sent before this second one, but since this one is the most recent I'll use it instead of the first. Anyhow, I'm glad you sent me a Nanbaka ask, I love that anime, and Samon is one of my favorite characters, so I'll handle this ask with care. Oneshot and headconnons combined~ This ask is written in the third person because I can. The lyrics quoted in this one are from the song “Doing Time” by Lana Del Rey. —Benny🐰

                                                                                                   

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❝𝕺𝖓 𝕷𝖔𝖈𝖐𝖉𝖔𝖜𝖓, 𝕷𝖎𝖐𝖊 𝕬 𝕻𝖊𝖓𝖎𝖙𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖎𝖆𝖗𝖞- 𝕾𝖍𝖊 𝕾𝖕𝖗𝖊𝖆𝖉𝖘 𝕳𝖊𝖗 𝕷𝖔𝖛𝖎𝖓' 𝕬𝖑𝖑 𝕺𝖛𝖊𝖗, 𝕭𝖚𝖙 𝖂𝖍𝖊𝖓 𝕾𝖍𝖊 𝕲𝖊𝖙𝖘 𝕳𝖔𝖒𝖊, 𝕿𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖊'𝖘 𝕹𝖔𝖓𝖊 𝕷𝖊𝖋𝖙 𝕱𝖔𝖗 𝕸𝖊~❞

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🈯  It would seem that poor Inori gets the brunt of Abu's fury, the boar-like man having a small crush on the handsome new inmate much to the little monkey's chagrin. Abu put the poor guard through the ringer; stealing his hat and armband, hiding his keys from him, and throwing random objects at his head. This poor man has been reprimanded by Samon so many times now it's not even funny. Yeah, let's just say that Inori steered clear of [Name]'s cell for quite a while after that, it just wasn't worth it in his opinion. Surprisingly, the other guards had a much easier time with the little monkey; so long as they didn't linger in front of the cell for too long Abu didn't have any issues with them.

🈯  Something interesting that the monkey-like man has noticed in his time spent observing [Name], as he does with every new inmate or guard, is how he and Abu seem to be able to understand each other without issues despite the language barrier. Although, he's pretty sure that that damn monkey is secretly talking shit about him; it's making him feel insecure, okay? He also noticed how Abu seemed to act almost as an extension of [Name]; the two worked together seamlessly, perfectly in synch. [Name] could be in the cafeteria and as he goes up to get his meal, Abu would simultaneously grab him a drink, always being rewarded for his thoughtful actions.

🈯  Samon does not like Abu in the slightest; there's only room for one monkey in Nanba and that's him! Abu also has a mutual dislike for Samon, but this is mostly because the building supervisor keeps separating him from [Name] during training and the scowls he receives from the green-eyed man. Samon also has a sneaking suspicion that Abu is responsible for the fact that he keeps finding random items strewn around on the floor in front of [Name]'s cell; he even asks the inmate about it but [Name] only shrugs. The supervisor can always feel the little monkey's taunting stares whenever he passes by the cell, like the little monkey is trying to provoke him.

🈯  [Name] and Abu often end up skipping daily training and Samon is pulling his hair out in distress, just train for a little bit, it's not that bad! Usually, the supervisor finds the two inmates lounging in a tree or swinging and hanging from the branches; although he often gets a stick to the head courtesy of Abu whenever [Name] looks away. Samon just can't win with those two, no matter how many times he drags them back to the field, they disappear up a different tree just seconds later. That is the reason he separates the two during training; so that [Name] can focus on the task at hand while Inori is (bullied by) watching Abu. 

🈯  The inmates from the cell just across from [Name] and Abu's, cell 8, don't mind their new neighbors too much, mostly focusing on their own thing. However, they sometimes get pretty annoyed at how loud Abu can be and at how they skip out on training to just laze around, but the last one is just annoying to Liang. 

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❝𝕺𝖓 𝕷𝖔𝖈𝖐𝖉𝖔𝖜𝖓, 𝕷𝖎𝖐𝖊 𝕬 𝕻𝖊𝖓𝖎𝖙𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖎𝖆𝖗𝖞- 𝕾𝖍𝖊 𝕾𝖕𝖗𝖊𝖆𝖉𝖘 𝕳𝖊𝖗 𝕷𝖔𝖛𝖎𝖓' 𝕬𝖑𝖑 𝕺𝖛𝖊𝖗, 𝕭𝖚𝖙 𝖂𝖍𝖊𝖓 𝕾𝖍𝖊 𝕲𝖊𝖙𝖘 𝕳𝖔𝖒𝖊, 𝕿𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖊'𝖘 𝕹𝖔𝖓𝖊 𝕷𝖊𝖋𝖙 𝕱𝖔𝖗 𝕸𝖊~❞

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[nanbafreak]

Inori:-You know is physically impossible to squat with one hand up?

Samon:-Squat with one hand up?

Inori:-Yeah

Samon:-No is not

Inori:-Yes it is

-Samon squats with one hand up.-

Inori:-Ayy papii~

Samon gets up looking at Inori:-Inori seriously, why? >:(

[thenanbakacorner]

Hi! How are you doing? Can I please get some hcs for a female reader who is secretly dating Inori, but is also Damon's sister and he finds out? Thank you, and if you don't want to, you don't have to!

Im doing well, hopefully you are too! Thanks for asking!! Time for some of our favorite lazy boar! ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

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🐎 Inori Secretly Dating Samon’s Sister!Reader Headcanons 🐎

Inori had been watching you for some time before the two of you started dating

You worked as a guard in Building 5 with your brother, and so, you and Inori passed each other often

He'd flirt with you any time he saw you, and eventually, it paid off as you started dating

However, you kept it secret from Samon

Knowing how Samon is constantly annoyed with Inori's laziness and tendancy to become distracted from his work, the two of you figured he wouldn't take the relationship well

It doesn't stop him from flirting with you though. No, he still does it

Samon already knew about the flirts anyway (Although he tried and failed to discourage said behavior), so that wouldn't be a concern

For the first few months, Samon's clueless

You and Inori only see each other during lunch break, but eventually get bolder and visit each other more frequently

Samon starts getting suspicious when you start disappearing from your work zones, and finds you slacking and chatting with Inori

He starts watching you more closely, trying to figure out the cause of your change in behavior

On month 4, Samon finally catches you and Inori kissing

"What the fuck's going on here?!"

Panicked boar is panicked

Pulls as many excuses as he can think of but yall're busted

Much to your surprise, instead of ordering you and Inori to cease the relationship, he narrows his eyes menacingly at Inori and says;

"You better take damn good care of my sister, Inori, or you're gonna get it."

As long as the two of you don't slack off so much, let alone together when you're supposed to be working, he doesn't have a problem with it.

As long as he makes you happy.

[camellianswer]

Nanbaka 270 Transcript

So this is Nanba Prison? I don't think he'll be visiting the prison where he works. I arrived here earlier than I planned. Let's go see him face-to-face for the first time in a while. Oh? Are you on your way to give a snack to Konchas-Kun? I'll show you the way. No, there's a place I want to stop by right now. Building 13. Oh! You're in luck, I was actually heading over there myself! Today's Building 13's super big event! Big event...? Nanbaka No. 270: SPECIALTY Hey, no. 15! Lift your legs higher when you run! 11, stop worrying about your ponytail and get moving! I don't want you to make reckless plans without telling me. Did something happen? What do you mean? Sounds suspicious. If you don't got a good excuse then you'll have to deal with my fist! Is that really the case? Really? I can tell you're not concentrating at all. Why did you invite me here? Tell me quickly, or I'm going to leave. Wow...well, Actually, I did have another reason to call you. Another one? Liang, I have a favor to ask of you! W...what kind of favor exactly? Alright! Hurry up and take a shower and change your clothes before meal call. Oh yeah, I can finally try some of Building 13's famous food! It's been a while since I had any so I'm looking forward to it. Ah! Is that why you insisted on coming in supervisor's place, Inori-san? I thought it seemed odd... On the training day of Building 13's, we will handle our own lunch, so no need to wait. Whoaaa how amazing! Hey, you guys. Today's the day! Huh? Today is....what? Wh....WHAT THE HELL IS THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS???! Why is there such a stupid thing in Nanba Prison...? It's too wide for professional wrestling. Looks like it was custom-made... What the hell is this even for?? Oii, it's almost time!! Place your bets quickly. Ehh, what makes you think I'm gonna try betting again? What are you guys up to? Explain all this! Eh? Don't you know? Today is the big bi-annual event here at Building 13! Event...? The LUNCH DEATHMATCH! Naming things is 13's specialty. What's with such a wild-sounding event title??! What does a death match even have to do with lunch? Oh, that's simple.It's an event where the winner gets an Ultimate Lunch prepared specially by Shiro! Is Shiro that cook ?! No, it's impossible. If you fight that, you'll die. He's usually super kind, but today he'll crush you like a berserker! That's even more terrifying!! And I'm still desperate for lunch! Even so, I'm curious about this 'ultimate lunch'. What would it taste like? Are you gonna participate then? No Thanks Prompt answer!! Hey heyyyy! Looks like everybody's here now. Ah! He's arrived That's why I asked for it this time The time is come for.....the LUNCH DEEEEEEAAATH MAAAAATCH!!! Are you ready?? This time, at the request of little no. 25-chan, the lovely me, Hitokoe Mitsuru, will be giving a live commentary to the match! Let's turn the throttle on this exciting battle all the way UP!! Guards and prisonsers, you'd better be prepared YOOO! Where is the guy who defeats the strongest cook in Building 13 and wins the ultimate lunch today? Wait, has anyone even gotten to eat yet today? Hmm .... I went to a good place last time. Wait, where the hell are no. 69 and no. 02? They were here just a second ago- Right, the challenger's pot is ready! This time, the daredevil challengers are no. 69 of Building 13, and Building 5's inmate no. 02! Oops, looks like they're gonna form a two-man team! Just wait, this is gonna be exciting! Hey, hey! Why is my inmate participating?! Ooh! It's gonna be cool with Liang here! Although there's not really a limit on how many people can participate, you don't have to go easy on ol Shiro! It's quite a tough opponent for you no matter how you slice it! This time, I'll keep my mouth shut and beat him. And then eat the Ultimate Lunch! Heh...typical of you to only get this fired up over food. That's okay! I once thought I was seriously fighting Shiro. Ah? Just take a look at it. Let's team up with you only this time. Hold the fuck UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!!! Whoa - what the?! Something just fell from above- If you're gonna come to the challenge with two people....then it's only fair we do the same, right? Hey, crashed-from-ceiling guy. The hell are you talking about? Who are you?? Who am I, you ask? I'm the owner of renowned restaurant Chimney Chimney - Chimney Helmintz!! Well, really I'm just a pastry chef who happened to be passing through.

[randomestpersononearth]

I'm drying up

The well that I have created maybe drying up. Hope not, here's what I have.

[honeyedfanfics]

Lazy Pig

a small sfw ficlet i wrote for myself but y’all can read it too... 👉👈

Inori was an odd man. You knew this long before the two of you had even started dating but every once in a while he would take you off guard. It was growing less and less frequent as the two of you grew to understand each other more  intimately.

The man in question was currently laid out in the shade, a magazine glued to his face in an attempt to ignore the inmates currently spread about the building five training grounds. You shake your head fondly as the man shifts slightly with a light snore. However, you weren’t going to let Inori know that you found his more negative traits endearing.

With a loud ‘thwack’ the box lunch that you had carefully prepared connects with the giant’s stomach with brutal force. You could be kind but you had found that dealing with Inori sometimes required a… firm hand. Inori shoots up from ground with a shout, his hand attempting to pull the magazine from his face, now plastered on with his own sweat. It pulls off with an uncomfortable peeling noise, leaving an irritated red mark on his forehead.

Choked laughs echo through the courtyard as your actions garner the attention of the inmates. Standing above your boyfriend, you cock your hip and look down at him with a raised eyebrow, “Inori, are you seriously napping while you’re at work?” He blinks up at you, eyes bleary with sleep.

With a yawn, he lifts a hand to tousle his hair. “You really are a lazy pig sometimes.” His face almost lights up at those words as a light dusting of red, a slight smile tugging at his lips.  It’s a lazy smile that’s distinctly him, warm and just a little mischievous, his eye lightly crinkled with mirth. “You’re so lucky that I love you.”

“You’re so mean, baby,” Inori drawls as his eyes rove your form. You ignore your boyfriend’s wandering eyes and ignore the pleasant drop in your stomach at the pet name. “Not gonna lie, I kind of like it when you insult me.”

A strangled noise echoes from your throat as you feel your face flush.  Bold and blunt, you honestly should have expected this from him, but somehow he still manages to take you by surprise at the most unexpected of times. Pointing at the lunch you brought, you simply tell him to ‘just eat your lunch, perverted pig’ and prepare to leave.

Inori, however, seems to have other plans. Reaching out, he lightly grabs your hand, pulling you towards him with a light tug. Even with your boyfriend slouched on the ground he still almost dwarfs you in sheer size,  his hands covering your hips as he pulls you forward to bury his face in your neck. The heat of his breath on your neck pulls an unnatural noise from you.

“Something wrong, babe?” He chuckles quietly, voice deepening as the cold metal his labret piercing grazes your skin. “I’m just giving you a hug as thanks for being so good to me.” Somehow he seems to surround you easily, and makes you feel so small and delicate in comparison. It was as humiliating as it was endearing.

You sigh and hug back tightly. Still, affection is affection and you did miss him while he was at work. Maybe you should use your day off and try and get a movie night set up? Yeah that sounded like a good idea-!

A firm squeeze to your ass makes you halt.

The rumbling mumble that leaves your mouth is intimidating,“Inori…”

“Yes?” He asks cheekily, hand still engulfing your ass. You can feel the smile on his lips and the smug aura that rolls off him in waves. You quickly card your fingers through his hair, tightening it into a fist and pull his head back, making him grunt.

“Hands off.” You tug firmly, but not roughly. “Now.” His puppy dog eyes do nothing but irritate you as he pulls his hands away and raises them.

Turning on your heel, you stalk off in an embarrassed fit, hoping that none of the inmates saw. You feel your body heat up, feeling yourself flush. It was almost certain that someone saw you. It seemed that you had learned a new thing about Inori today. Glancing back at Inori, you decided you determined that you had learned a new thing about Inori today. It seemed he like to embarrass you in public. Even from as far away from him as you were you can see the brazen smirk on his face.

Bonus:

Inori lets out a pleased sigh, grabbing the lunch and watches you leave fondly. He snorts at the small note atop his lunch, a smile tugging at his mouth.

Qi snorts, in a much similar position to his assigned guard, and opens a single eye to observe Inori lazily, “I really don’t know how they put up with you.”

The large guard shrugs lazily, a self-satisfied grin stretching across his face. “Jealous?” Fake coughing, Qi snaps his head to the side, hiding most of his blush, leaving only his pink tinged ears visible. “Thought so.”

[heatsu]

god I love tits